A NOTE ON PORN

Add this to your glossaries:
PORNOGRAPHY: The use of sexual or erotic imagery or content for its own sake, rather than for the commercial or political endorsement of products or ideas.

I will develop this theme further. For me, CATHARSIS is the function of art. Im sick of idiots trying to reduce aesthetics to "metaphysical structure." Fuck off, bitches. This involves violation of taboo, presenting people with the inconsistencies in their own rationalizations about the world and their own emotional states, which protect them from reality.
But commercials and propaganda aren't art.
There is also decadent art, which functions to present idealizations about the world, reinforcing peoples rationalizations (defense mechanisms) about reality. Commercials and propaganda perform a similar function.

Slut Wife Training - Candi *

Wow! This clip totally sucks shit!
Ok, here is the Premise. This dude is playing a "Sex Therapist" who trains young wives to be hotter and sluttier. Great premise. Lots of potential. Too bad it doesn't live up to any of it.
So the clip starts and you see a plausible looking young wifely chick. Great. So far so good.
Then you see "Dirty D," the Sex Therapist. He's a fucking geek.
Is he smoking a pipe like Sigmund Frued? NO. Is he dressed like a therapist or a gentleman seducer? NO. He's this balding geek with those retarded jean shorts that were stupid even ten years ago, when people wore them.
He puts his arm around the bitch like a 40 year old virgin.
What sex advice does he give her? He (in one session) teaches her to put her feet behind her head and shows her the doggy position.
"I never saw that in the Kama Sutra!" she says. Guess what, it's in there. Its just not emphasized because it's a boring cliche.
Then his ugly scuzzyass fat assistant with a small dick comes in and they tagteam the bitch for like 30 seconds. Is he a preppie grad student? NO.
Two dorks with small wangs tagteaming a fat chick with fake boobs. That's some weakass shit.
Still, its porn so i give it one star.
http://www.slutwifetraining.com/

ALL HAIL

I hereby inaugurate this blog.
It will be a first person depiction of what the world is like, if you are from another planet.